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I was chatting on msn with this guy the other day and he was really nervous cause he had to take a urine test and had been smoking weed two weeks before, I’m against heavy drug use in a job but come on weed? I’ve grown up with the right kind of people for this (mostly hippies and soccer players) so over the years I have heard a few techniques they used to pass these kinds of tests without having to inject clear urine into your bladder (it has happend!)

Urine tests can detect marijuana 3-10 days after a single use, and 4-6 weeks or more for heavy chronic users, if your hunting for the a job in the US and are asked to pass a drug test in short notice, I offer the following tricks to pass them but I don’t guarantee anything.

TRICK 1

Wash yourself out.

The general rule to passing urine tests is to increase your fluid intake and urine flow, this cause the THC (substance in marijuana) concentration in your metabolism to dilute below the threshold of detection.Days even hours before your test you should be drinking tons of fluids, water should be fine, some people suggest vinegar but thats actually a myth and it doesn’t work unless it was a blood test (vinegar dilutes your blood).

A great technique to boost your fluid output is by taking Diuretics, which
stimulate urination.The most powerful diuretics are prescription drugs, commonly used for high blood pressure. Weak diuretics of dubious efficacy are found in certain over-the-counter products, such as pre menstral pills for water retention (but I don’t suggest it).Contrary to some beliefs, phenylpropanolamine, the active ingredient in Dexatrim, is not a diuretic and
is likely to make you test positive for amphetamines.

Other weak diuretics I think you could try include coffee, cranberry juice, beer, and other health food products and herb tinctures. While some people take diuretics for several days to flush
themselves, they are probably most useful in the hours leading up to the test when you want to produce plenty of urine. Beware that diuretics can be dangerous to certain persons, such as diabetics, pregnant women, and people suffering from kidney dysfunctions, and can lead to
potassium deficiencies if taken over extended periods.

The night before the test drink a lot of liquids, till you feel like you want to puke.The morning of the test make sure to piss twice before the test because morning piss tends to be “dirty” from all the accumulation overnight.After you do that drink more liquids and try to boost it with some diuretics as mentioned above.

TRICK 2

Short notice tests.

If your taking a test in really short notice 1 day with no time to wash yourself out, try the following technique. Take an 80-milligram dose of the prescription diuretic Lasix (furosemide), take a hefty drink of water and piss two or three times then take the test.

Problems with urine dilution.

The only problem with diluting your piss is that some labs are suspicious of clean, watery urine it produces.But don’t worry I’ll tell you a little secret, there’s always a way around everything.Take 50 or 100 milligrams of vitamin B-2 or B-12 (available in B-Complex multivitamins) which will color your urine yellow for a couple of hours.Some people suggest Vitamin C but it doesn’t work.

Advantages of aspirin.

There are two advantages of taking aspirin. Not only does it make your urine more acidic, it also has been known to mask certain parts of the spectrum that urine testing checks. This is also good. Take 4 aspirins the day of the test, 5 or 6 hours before they take your sample.

TRICK 3

Experimenting with Zinc

The two tricks above have been proven to work by some of my friends, this one is an experiment you can try if your up for it, some people suggest that drug use can be masked by the mineral supplement zinc sulfate.The idea is that zinc attaches itself to the drug molecules through a process known as chelation, screening them from urine and diverting them to feces.

Some pot heads have reported passing a urine test this way within 48-72 hours of their last bong session.Zinc sulfate should be taken while loading up with liquids in the hours before the test, try to avoid taking too much solids.It is suggested to take 250 milligrams of zinc sulfate two times before the test, once the night before and a second a couple of hours before the test.

Warning: Doses above this level and cause toxic reactions, and chronic, prolonged use may cause copper deficiencies and other health problems.Zinc sulfate is available in tablets from pharmacists or in a more expensive solution known as Zinc Challenge, sold in health food stores.

 

 

It’s Not Just The Test
Sometimes the drug testers also are trained in body language and observe your movements, facial expressions and postures to determine whether you’ve been taking drugs. In this article, learn more about the right body language to use through your; eyes, personal space and common signs of deceit to appear more open and honest.

TRICK 4

Experimental technique of spiking.

This is a last minute resource you can use if you have no other option, this only works on a standard EMIT test.Scientific studies found that certain substances interfere with the EMIT test to make it appear negative.Six to ten drops of bleach, detergent, or blood, or a few bleach or Drano crystals concealed under your fingernails (and later dropped in) are said to do the trick.This requires a bit of practise beforehand and growth of your nails but beware that the personnel might inspect for smell, color, clarity, temperature and content

TRICK 5

Cool couple day experiment.

This is a method I have heard some people tried and passed, first thing is to start drinking A LOT of water, this won’t be necessary until the last day but you should get use to drinking tons of fluids.This won’t clean your system but atleast it will dilute your urine so the THC in your system appears to be less.Again I suggest you do as I mentioned above and take B-12 and B-2 vitamin supplements and aspirins so that your urine doesn’t appear suspiciously clear,non acidic and watery.

And now for the most important part of this trick, some people say to exercise hard to burn fat cells before your test, the only problem with this is that they assume you have a month or so notification.Exercise does burn fat cells, but it just puts more THC metabolites into your blood and urine. Your blood and urine are cleaned faster than your fat, but that’s because
they’re peed out in a more concentrated fashion, so it’s more easily detected in
urine.

If you’re really caught off guard and are being tested within the next 6 days, you should cover you’re fat reserves with more clean fat. This will make sure that more of the fat that’s being turned over does not release THC into you’re system. Gaining more fat cells means being inactive, eating a lot of bacon, fried cheese, and bacon with fried cheese on it lol.

TRICK 6

Steal it.

And of course if you are reading all these tips the morning of the test and pulling your hair out you can eather try the spiking method above or steal your test tube.They normally have them on a metal tray, after you give the piss police your tube, it becomes their responsibility.If it “accidentally” disappears its their fault and it will buy you more time to proceed and follow one of the tricks above :-).

TIP: When your peeing into the tube try not to use the urine in the beginning of your stream or the end as they are the most dirty and might contain more of the drug molecules than the rest.

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137 comments for “How To: Pass A Urine Test”

  1. That really depends in the kinds of drugs you have been taking, anything hardcore I would say you should consult a specialist but for simple drugs (weed,ecs) you can find a hobby that will take your mind off things or what tends to help a lot of people is doing exercise like running a few miles a day or going out for a bike ride :).

    Posted by Matthew M | August 7, 2007, 5:27 am
  2. Posted by Pass Drug Test Blog | June 13, 2008, 6:13 pm
  3. dont eat fatty food like he said to do to replace the bad fat with good fat thats nonsense.

    Posted by your bud | August 28, 2008, 1:45 pm
  4. How about storing some clean urine (froma friend or yourself when you know you are clean) and use a syringe to suck it up and make it seem like your own urine. Would this work?

    Posted by That guy | November 19, 2008, 8:49 pm
  5. as long as its refrigerated I dont see why not (warm it up the day of use), but be aware some places actually look at you while you piss.

    Posted by Matthew Michaels | November 20, 2008, 6:31 am
  6. why would it have to be stored in a fridge? Sure I guess if you are keeping some pee for like a couple of months but unless I would need to I dont want pee in my firdge with my food.

    Posted by That guy | November 21, 2008, 1:06 am
  7. if your trying to cheat a urine test I’d imagine it’s because you’ve consumed illegal substances that you are aware are in your system, therefore…those substances will take a few days to get out of your system completely and you’ll have to keep the urine from a few days prior (this is assuming the urine is your own…if you get someone to pee for you the same morning it doesnt apply), you will need to keep it refrigerated or it starts changing color after a couple of days.

    Posted by Matthew Michaels | November 21, 2008, 6:24 am
  8. Well using someone else is fine, but like someone mentioned, they do look at you while you piss. but if so tell them you cant piss if someone is watching, that you got anxiety issues. then they will generally wont look at you. But make sure its nice and warm becuz they check temperature too.

    Posted by blah | January 17, 2009, 11:51 am
  9. is it ok to use a pregnant womens urine for a drug screen, if you are not pregnant?

    Posted by qand | May 10, 2009, 1:09 pm
  10. ??????? ??????!

    Posted by ?????? | May 22, 2009, 4:38 pm
  11. i heard drink lots of cranberry and water but 2 days before the test stop the cranberry and go just water as the cranberry is cleaning you out.Is this true?

    Posted by angie hewat | August 8, 2009, 8:07 am
  12. If you buy a synthetic urine becuase you need to show your suboxone doctor that you are taking your suboxone and that you are not using opiates this is what you do. You buy the syntheticc urine and heat it to above the temperature range (in 30 second intervals in the microwave) on the bottle about a hour before you will be passing in your test. The side of the bottle of synthetic urine will show a temp gage with a green box over the temp. If the green box is not showing then you are above the range and this is good so that you have time for the urine to cool while you are on your way to the doctors. **make sure you do not over heat the product just give it enough time to go off the meter.** If you don’t have a microwave then you can buy a winter hand warming pad and wrap it around the bottle on the side opposite the temp gage securing it with a plastic band this method will take about an hour to heat to between 90-100F. (((((((Now for the the important part)))))) since this synethetic urine will show up on the drug tests as negative for Suboxone, you need to get suboxone to show up on the test. When you go to the bathrooom smash a 1/8 suboxone and add it to the urine testing jar then add the synthetic urine. Make sure that the temperature is reading between 90-100F on the drug test kit before passing it in.

    Posted by Kristen | August 23, 2009, 6:57 pm
  13. Does this really work??? I thought the drug tests are looking for the metabolites of buprenorphine called norBuprenorphine … will it still be positive??

    Posted by norBup | September 22, 2009, 10:47 am
  14. Are you for sure? I need to pass a suboxone test. They only do a dip test so I was wondering if it would work. I thought it might since it is not sent to a lab

    Posted by Emma | October 17, 2009, 6:16 am
  15. i tried to take in my friends piss.. didnt work it was to cold. i put a penny in the piss and put it in the microwave for like 12 seconds then crotched it. fuckers made me wait in the waiting room for like 45 minutes so it was to cold by the time i took my test.. needless to say i have my follow up tomorrow got some detox hope that shit works if not im screwed.. damn maybe i should just not smoke.. on second thought thats probably the worst idea ive ever thought of lol

    Posted by Mike | November 25, 2009, 2:35 pm
  16. i started taking b 12 suplment drank caranbeery jucei till i all most pucked every day for 10 days i am a croney i smoke 3 to 4 time;s aday and i passed the test with my owen piss but i did do some things as well no excersize just ate like a pig for 10 days never smokled and used mid stream pis drank lots befor test and gues what 4 b 12 ;s and 4 asprin nite befor it worked i pased my test but i used the b 12 for 10 days about 4 a day
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    Posted by badboydon | January 3, 2010, 11:13 am
  17. If you only have a few hours, a good last resort is to buy a box of surejell, the stuff that you use to make homemade jelly. Every groccery store or wallmart has it for like 2 bucks. Drink a lot of dirutetics now. Then mix the surejell in with a bottle of water. Choke it down an hour or two before the test, (it tastes pretty nasty). This stuff coats your system and prevents a high number of metabolites from entering your urine.

    Now, they will be checking for creatine levels (to make sure you don’t dilute or drink tons of water) so drink energy drinks containing B12 and creatine. I’ve passed many a test like this for maybe 5 bucks. It’s gross, I’m guessing it’s not healthy, but you’ll pass.

    Posted by Seeg | January 5, 2010, 10:49 pm
  18. Wow…so many tips, seems like a lot of people need them.

    Posted by dale | January 13, 2010, 5:28 am
  19. well i take a piss test once a mo. For probation. I just slipped and hit a joint mayb twice the day after my po visit. Im gonna try the asprin to b safe anf the b 12 hope it works being thats its been 3weeks since i smoked

    Posted by REgina | February 16, 2010, 12:32 pm
  20. Well ya the easiest way is to not smoke but who wants to do that. If you are watched during your test take vitamin b-2 or b-12 the night defore and that day then drink water like crazy. If you not you can always use a friends piss. I passed mine when i did this i just had my friend piss in a condom and then tape it to the inside of you leg like an hour before. This will keep it warm.

    Posted by S.W.E.D | March 25, 2010, 7:49 am
  21. what can you do if your mom just comes up and says take your test now and you smoked the day before. What could I do? I tried putting rubbing alcohol in a little to try to sanitize it. I think that could screw me over.

    Posted by Anthony | May 5, 2010, 7:21 am
  22. well its all bout the temp of the urine with a 10 degree curve on your body temp anywhere form 93 to 103 is accepted.. so just get clean urine or dillute yours but add creatine in a small amount and take vitamins.. you should be fine.. my doctor doesnt even care about pot..
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    Posted by wiserthenabladeofgrass | May 24, 2010, 11:21 am
  23. ah its all about the temp of the urine and drug levels.. i dont know if a sub doctor tests for pot does anyone know??
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    Posted by wiserthenabladeofgrass | May 24, 2010, 11:22 am
  24. please help i have a urine analysis tomorrow for my suboxone doctor should i be worried about the pot..its for the insurance company not my doctor and its a dip test in the office.. is there an easy way for me to do this..
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    Posted by wiserthenabladeofgrass | May 24, 2010, 11:23 am
  25. ive just purchased a bottel of zydot ultimate blend detox drink and im hopeing ill pass my test has anyone used this b4 im on day 2 of not smokeing and when i was i only had a smallish spliff a day shared with my gf im going to buy sum b12 to to assist me.this is a cover up detox and i hope it works .so anyone who knows anything bout this product please reply my new job is on the line .stonners must unite hahah

    Posted by in4mis | May 30, 2010, 11:37 pm
  26. if your having a problem keeping your piss warm go by one of those things you put on your back that heat up sore muscles and wrap it with it

    Posted by danny | June 7, 2010, 10:35 pm
  27. ppl i am smoking pot for about 3 years now (heavy user – daily use) till the last 1 and half week..i may have to put my self through a test at the end of august this summer 2010.what should i do ??? if i drink a lot of water or get wasted by beers will this change anything ??? plz help!!!

    Posted by george | July 27, 2010, 7:54 pm
  28. The ONLY BEST way to pass a drug screen test is to, get this. . . . DON’T DO DRUGS AT ALL!!!!!!! People are stupid for doing them in the first place. And you are wondering why I am on this site, it is because I am in school and this was my assignment, to find out 2 products on how to trick a urine test.
    So come on everybody GET A LIFE and get off of drugs!!!!!

    Posted by krea | August 19, 2010, 7:06 am
  29. Krea..ur a dumbass….just because people smoke a little Weed here and there dosent make them bad people. Im 40 and have smoked for 20 years. Im a father of two children and have a wonderful job. The sure way to pass a test is to not use your piss at all. Have a clean friend piss into a small container and tape it between ur leg and nutz…for ladies..in ur lucie. Then when it comes time to do your thing just open the top and pour it in. It will be at body temp and look as if your pissing ( if someone is watching) Works for me every time. And for Krea….stay in school, you need it.

    Posted by Dead007Man | September 13, 2010, 1:44 am
  30. I believe the best way out of a test, is to bribe the person with $500. I beleive he/she will take it gladely, if not increase it to $1000, tell him/her to buy something nice…

    Posted by AZ | September 29, 2010, 9:31 pm
  31. Apparently Krea… YOu were not educated on the defintion of an addict at your school. There is a difference between an addict and a ” user” It may be easy for a user to quit his/her use. But much more difficult for an addict. YOur advise, while well intended , is judgemental. Wishit was that easy for all of us.

    Posted by Mia | November 21, 2010, 3:59 pm
  32. And you pathetic pieces of shits post this… so teenagers can learn now to cheat urine tests???? Wonderful. DRUGS ARE DRUGS ASSHOLES! MARIJUANA IS A DRUG!!!

    Posted by peaceshakey | January 31, 2011, 3:58 am
  33. I just wanted to post weed may be classified as a drug when in the real world it is not. God wouldn’t of put marijuana on his green earth if it wasn’t there to take. addicts don’t know the word moderation and it’s sad. For the rest of us that toke to relax from working, family, kids etc it’s not a bad thing. Where has any one read in the newspaper of people dying from crashes or health because of pot! Beer and liquor and cigarettes kill more people every year than marijuana! People need to stop being idiots about marijuana! It’s not a man made drug compares to meth and acid and coke it’s all man made! Pot is a plant that happens to have a sweet bud that makes you have a body high! You don’t trip out or see papa smurf running around all it does is makes you lazy and want to eat snacks and not leave the couch! Alcohol you get drunk and most people leave their couch and kill themselves along with other people! Now come on! Has your local paper headliner read 4 killed in a car crash soley because of pot! Get over it! It should be taxed and legalize and maybe the economy would grow! Every one smokes pot from lawyers, doctors, managers etc good luck hope every one passes their tests! I always pass mine and I’ve been smoking since tenth grade and I’m enrolled in college and have two jobs a house and my own car! So how comes it’s really a big deal

    Posted by Panda | February 23, 2011, 10:44 pm
  34. If every one is so against drugs why are the non-users looking up how to pass a drug test! Did you google how to pass a drug test? Some body sounds guilty!

    Posted by Panda | February 23, 2011, 10:47 pm
  35. And YOU pathetic pieces of shits (krea, peaceshakey) are here why??? To tell people how to live their lives? Drug n. A drug, broadly speaking, is any substance that, when absorbed into the body of a living organism, alters normal bodily function. You probably take drugs everyday. Get out of here you piece of shit junkie. You clearly haven’t learned yet that nothing is black and white.

    Posted by Dread | March 4, 2011, 11:22 am
  36. what i dont understand is…what are all you people who dont do drugs on this post for? go to another post like…i like to judge post!!! i bet you have issues as well

    Posted by marley | March 17, 2011, 9:53 pm
  37. Here is the deal…Habitual users should never use their own pee..The detox products that instruct you to use your own pee can and will cause a positive test more times than not. Just depends on your chemistry, body fat, diet, etc…I have passed for the last 10 years using minit man.. It is crystallized pee that comes with a bottle and thermometer on the bottle…The pee dust actually adds up to ten degrees temperature too, so not much chance of “cold” pee..around $70 bucks, but you could get three tests out of one kit… Good luck everyone!!

    Posted by BillyBob | March 19, 2011, 8:26 am
  38. Sit down relax and have a drink while you enjoy that painting that the great drug induced artist drew and enjoy the symphony that the addict composer wrote or enjoy that new outfit designed by the coked out designer. Society did a great job of concealing some of our greatest artist (of any kind) addictions. Go back in your box have another drink (another form of drug) because you got alot to worry about because tonight your kids teachers are catching a buzz while they grade the test and the buzzers are all around you mostly the ones in the doctors offices taking your blood, I would suggest you never leave your house again.

    Posted by Sissy | March 25, 2011, 6:59 am
  39. heyy i have my drug test tomorrw nd i smoke weed 2 days ago wutt now?

    Posted by kenton | March 25, 2011, 12:25 pm
  40. Hate to tell y’all but marijuana is not a drug its a plant you dumbass since when is a plant a drug? So you have grass in your yard so why are you growing drugs? Dumbass its a plants flower, so if some gives you a rose they are giving you a drug? Come on now its considered an herb not drug fucking idiot I’m tired of misinformed dumbasses like you who know nothing about marijuana but for some reason feel inclined to post saying its bad, Frankly your probably 12 years old and just took your first health class today and they told you weed is bad and no you think you know then grown adult who smoke it, so you can shut the hell up with your misinformed ass delete that comment and think about what I said, btw I just took a drug spot today on the spot with no prior knowledge and I’m good what I did is dilute my urine with water from the sink but that wont work if its for probation because they check temp and all and again peace you should study real facts about marijuana how it helps hundreds of ailments and is a stress releiver but i don’t recommend stupid peole to use that’s when it turns bad.

    Posted by london | April 9, 2011, 4:36 am
  41. My apologizes i meant mia

    Posted by london | April 9, 2011, 4:37 am
  42. i just got a pis test this morning from my mom i tried using bleach but it never works idk if im doing it right.. i just need a on the spot trick ya know?

    Posted by Parker | April 13, 2011, 10:34 pm
  43. Really? You must be a fuckin mormon huh? Haha people like you make me sick!! Go fuck yourself. Biiiatch!!

    Posted by sholeas | April 21, 2011, 8:26 am
  44. Oh and by the way krea. Haha. You said drugs…. with a s…meaning more than one,…haha looks like you didn’t pay attention in grammar class. And weed is a weed which grows from the earth. So go to church and act like your better than everyone you fuck! Smoke herb everyday!!!!

    Posted by sholeas | April 21, 2011, 8:36 am
  45. How about just not smoking dope, you friggin dope?

    Posted by ThatsWhyTheyCallitDope | April 22, 2011, 7:47 am
  46. u should b fine lots of water and i’d do this aspirin /ear/fast?stuff u here I have 3 days to try n pass dr test don,t no if should just dillute have script 4 water pills or just try appliedscience drink? dr keeps talking about levels iv been smoking right up 2 his visits figure anything after haqs 2look better afraid if drink works b susp? sorry 2 unload just thought feel better about your sityuationPeace n good Luck Bill

    Posted by bill | May 21, 2011, 11:57 pm
  47. What is this you are referring to? I’ve never heard of it and why doesn’t more people know about it??

    Posted by KJ | June 3, 2011, 8:04 am
  48. so i have 8 0r 9 to 23days before my drug test and i really dont want to be caught. my mom is giving me one, i could be in a week (its friday the 4th of june) or 3 weeks. Is that enough time to completely clean my body out of THC by drinking 3-5 bottles of water a day???????? PLEASE HELP IT REALLY ERGENT

    Posted by Lukanako | June 4, 2011, 3:57 pm
  49. Have you ever actually smoked? I feel that the only people I have met that are close- minded about the whole thing are those who have never actually smoked. Give it a shot before you shoot it down.

    Posted by Kelsey | June 11, 2011, 11:25 pm
  50. damnnn people. leave the non users alone. they dont understand our lifestyle and the creativeness weed does for everyone. it has actually done alot of good in my life. ive been stress free for 5 years. i have a 10 month old son and weed had made me a thinking man. thinking out everything in my life. with the thinking i have everything ive ever wanted. so fuck those anti weed commercials. it doesnt make me a lazy inflatible air head. depends on the person. leave the weed alone. if your not smoking dont even worry about it

    Posted by LooneyLouie | June 18, 2011, 8:12 am
  51. I go to a pain mgnt doctor for my chronic pain. I am now being tested for smokin weed and to see if I am takin my pain pills. I have been smokin for 20 years and only want to quit a month before the test. However I have to have the pain meds in my system. What can I do to cover up the THC and still test positive for hydrocodone? Help I need my meds but the smoking is for other health issues so I don’t have to put more chemicals in my body. I am sickly and take many perscription drugs. So does ANYONE know how to mask the THC and allow my Pain Pills to show up?

    Posted by bree | June 19, 2011, 6:44 am
  52. These designs are actually cool. I like this post Hold it up dude :)

    Posted by Mirian Steeples | June 20, 2011, 4:32 pm
  53. can hydrochlorothiazide help i passing these test?

    Posted by darern fredal | June 25, 2011, 4:20 am
  54. I’ve passed all my drug test for probation all I had to do is sweat ALOT!!!! and drink water also try drinking things like great tea it has alot of anti-oxidants I once passed my drug test in 4 days just by doing that sweating is really the only way to get thc out of your system

    Posted by bubba kush | June 26, 2011, 5:44 pm
  55. lol
    First: for weed go to a bong shop and buy the masker/clenser they say is best. I have personally seen a purple one with bark extract work for 4 different people. Few things are a guarantee, but thy do HAVE A PROVEN TRACK RECORD OF WORKING. so dont freak out. you can only do your best, and learn and be prepared the next time.

    second: lots of things with horrific effects grow from the earth. One need not resort to weak statements like that to argue for the choice of weed, and come out on top philosphically(an area judges, such as one popular tv judge, go to when they have a problem) not everyone reacts to weed the same way, so the negative effect on ambition will be more pronounced for some. Wait until after high school to try if you can. That said, there is a resolution around the world to make “drugs” legal. This is based on evidence and experience, not feeling and emotion. If you cant argue their side look it up, especially if you are an anti-drug person. The earth revolves around the sun, meaning just because you are quite sure of something does not mean you are correct, no matter how much you dislike the alternative. seems pretty elementary. Oh, lets not forget krea’s statements. really deep and well thought out eh? didn’t they try to get rid of the psychoactive drug alcohol, and why do separate them ie: drugs and alcohol”. pls look these things up. So Krea never had, or plans on having, a sip of ahcohol, or take antbiotics, or sleep meds, blah blah blah. or anti depressants, wiich is related to part of the reason i smoke. If you are going to make general grand statements, with essentially no meat to what is said, then you should stay out of areas you are presently not able to understand or argue, unless you like people to see you as child-like and unable to do anything particulary intellingent in life. Oh, I am one of the STUPID drug users. On the off chance someone might gain wisdom from this, and to waste a few min before i have to leave:
    under my cover: I read well over 1000 words per min, . My IQ ,tested back in universtiy a few years ago, fell well within the top 25% of the top 1% of university students… So far this year I made over 200 000 plus my initial investment, and work with an austistic kid during the day, only because its rewarding personally.
    And i would not be alive right now without the green stuff. Because of early life experiences(bad), my perception of life and people was very dark. School meant nothing to me. All passing a university course meant to me was that i bothered to read the text the night before. Getting an A felt no better then if i withdrew a few days late from extreme disinterest and took an F (never bothering to ask that it be removed, i really did not care enough). In no way did i want to create anyting to help my fellow man… people could not believe i would stand by and watch others recreate my ideas and inventions. Many different colored anti-depressants went through my system. Some helped a little, most not at all. They only thing that helped with my specific depression was weed. It helps me relax and interact with people gently, and in a way i know they can easily understand. If i had not found a way to truly relax and reflect inwardly to change how things outside of me affect me inside, i would not be here today. i am not saying weed is a good thing, but at keep probabilities in mind when judging, and decide how ofen you want to be wrong lol.

    Posted by Doc | July 18, 2011, 8:19 am
  56. i have a drug test tomorrow and the last time i smoked was 4 days go. i had some mdma 8 days ago. i am a female, 21 years old, 5’0 and 126 lbs., if that matters. i’m an occasional pot smoker (maybe 2-3 times a week) and i don’t smoke a whole bowl or blunt everytime. i only take a few hits until it gets me comfortably high. i haven’t consumed anything all day today but water and i have been drinking tons of water for the past 2 days. i thought my drug test was 2 days ago and i took a $40 detox softgel pill a couple of hours before my test. (they were closed when i got there which wasn’t mentioned when i called them) the detox pill was supposed to last for 8 hours. i don’t know what else to do but keep drinking water. someone please help!

    Posted by hello kitty | July 25, 2011, 10:42 am
  57. I believe the best product sold online is a single drink taken 2-3 hours before any urine test. works like magic.

    Posted by Anonymous | August 1, 2011, 7:37 am
  58. Hey I am being tested by a substance abuse center in the next few days and was taking subboxone until yesterday when I found out. I also smoked until about a week ago. My question is will the detox drinks also dilute the sub?

    Posted by a train | August 4, 2011, 6:39 am
  59. I know of two people who were totally straight edge: Hitler, and Fred Rogers, take your pick =/ Canned heat lead man eventually died from all the crap he drank, and that is sad, by that time alcohol was all legal and legit. Growing up before alcohol was made legal did some serious brainwashing for sure. We have coffee shops and liquor stores on every corner all throughout the USA, and the mighty chronic is always frowned upon, or keep hidden from the general populace… At the policemans ball, they get hammered, go home and beat the shit out of their wives, and the number of drunk driving accidents is at an all time high. This country is worried about the wrong thing, and lets face it, the ONLY reason chronic hasn’t been made legal is because they haven’t found a way to make profit off of it, and once they do, the gov’t has every intent to tax the hell out of it and get their “cut”. As is, God only asks for 10%, the gov’t wants 35%… But compare the actual price of alcohol and cigarettes to what the gov’t takes… I’m really hoping to see it made legal in my lifetime, it’s rather insulting that to work at Wal-Mart for minimum wage I have to be drug tested… I hope all these tips work, I NEED that minimum wage so I can buy some “”stuff”", pay my bills and feed my family =P

    How do you condemn a plant and make it illegal?!? Bananas (for their peels, VERY powerful hallucinogen) and nutmeg are still legal =/ In the early 80′s this country wanted to ban and make illegal doberman pincers, and in the 90′s they shifted to pitbulls. Cigarettes and fast food are right now the #1 “killers” in this country. Man do we worry about “stoopid” shit =/

    Posted by Digital | August 8, 2011, 4:27 am
  60. Good attitude and advice mate!

    THC stays in your system a lot longer than cocaine, opiates, etc, so I’ve heard drinking cranberry juice and excessive amounts of URAL sachets (used for urinary tract infections) may flush your system out. Combined with Vitamin B (or A or C, check up on this please) will help the process. Keeping your mind on other things/activities is a very smart decision though… : )

    Posted by Ryan | August 10, 2011, 7:26 pm
  61. Ok, so last time I had to pass a piss test I had about three days notice. I freaked, man. I needed the job in the pharmacy bad, college loans were murdering me.

    I’m roughly 5 foot 10, 180 pounds.

    I am a frequent smoker, one to two bowls of good ‘dro daily. When you work 16 hours a day, you need something to wind you down, and I’m no drunk.

    Here’s what I did;

    day 1
    I bought a giant jug of ocean spray cranberry juice, drank the whole thing in the course of two hours. Then I took a niacin, vitamin B12, cranberry pills. Drank as much diuretic stuff as I could, beer, juice, just pound it!

    Day 2
    Drank 4 gallons of water, took the niacin twice a day b12 twice a day, cranberry pills twice a day. Then, at night, I drank a gallon of water mixed with fruit pectin from the cranberry juice bottle. That’s the stuff they use to can fruits and veggies. Apparently it coats the inside of your bladder so the molecules don’t permeate into your piss. Still dilute that though.

    Day 3
    4 AM, three hours prior to test.

    Drank ANOTHER gallon of water mixed with the fruit pectin. took two vit b12s. Took the test, waited til mid stream to start using the cup. They questioned why it was so clear, it didn’t matter I had taken the vit b.

    Also, throughout this whole ordeal, I was eating salad SOAKED in italian dressing.

    This worked perfectly, though it was torturous to drink the pectin, tasted like vomit. Had to eat cheezits after every gulp. Can’t eat the damn things anymore. A friend of mine just chugged the entire bottle of italian, and he passed his walmart test.

    I have a test coming up 7 days from now, I have bought a gallon of the ocean spray cranberry juice, I have my niacin, b12, and cranberry pills. I’m now taking centrum silver. I bought today this 7 day detox thingo, hoping it helps. I’m going to continue my strict punishment of pectin, water, vitamins and more water.

    Good luck all!

    Posted by Passed it easy | August 11, 2011, 11:14 am
  62. has anyone heard anything about qcarbo sold by gnc helping pass a drug test for weed

    Posted by lee | August 16, 2011, 9:19 am
  63. If you don’t enjoy smoking weed that’s fine, don’t smoke it. But, don’t tell others what is okay and what isn’t though. You sound like the teachers’ pet in second grade that nobody liked. Hard drugs are dangerous, marijuana isn’t. period. Coffee is a drug but that is the most consumed substance in America.

    Posted by dontcriticizeit | August 19, 2011, 1:09 am
  64. weed is not a drug dummy its proven to get u off hard drugs like cocaine

    Posted by derek | August 23, 2011, 11:48 am
  65. THANKS DUDE SAVED MY LIFE!!

    Posted by Mac | August 24, 2011, 2:38 am
  66. first off, it’s Cannabis. We all have the right to knowledge, no matter what age. How a person chooses to use this knowledge, is his/her choice.

    I currently use Cannabis and containing products multiple times daily for the past 10 years for control of my Epilepsy. I am also currently on probation, and due to having a prescription for cannabis, they have to allow me to piss dirty for THC and metabolites, but no other drugs. Which I’ve been doing the past 6 months.

    Although the court allows cannabis use for me during probation, if i test positive for even alcohol, it’s a violation. obviously alcohol is a bit more dangerous a DRUG than cannabis since you (as far as I know for honest-to-goodness medical use) can’t get a Rx for grain alcohol.

    just my 2cents. thought i’d pitch in after this dumb comment. was looking for way to pass a test for a job as they don’t have to honor my Rx like the courts do.

    Posted by MrSomniferum | August 24, 2011, 4:35 pm
  67. I haven’t smoke for a week but before that I haven’t smoked a month but before that I haven’t smoked in 2 months an I got a eclipse detox drink if I drink that tonight ( Friday) an drink lots of water the next day will I pass my drug test on Monday? Answer asap if you can thanks!

    Posted by Hiphop | August 27, 2011, 8:30 am
  68. u could like take the b vitamins right after you smoke just in case or have some clean piss right before u smoke basically just have a plan for that u could also take an aspirin when u wake up the next day or u could lie and say that u just pissed thatll give u a little extra time to do any of the other tips on here

    Posted by Leprechaun | August 29, 2011, 8:19 am
  69. I stopped puffing about a month ago because I knew most jobs Im going to apply for want a test. I suffer from a variety of health issues due to crappy genetics. I’m only 28 and have major back problems since 15 also suffer from severe anxiety and depression. The medications prescribed to me legally by my doctors pose a far greater risk to my long term health than the mj does. Right now since I’m clean my anxiety is going crazy I’m awake through heavy sleep meds with my insomnia my nerve and muscle pain is beyond control with my “legal” meds which incidentally is methadone…Yup the very same heroin addicts are given to kick the habit. So I’ve never touched it and yet my tolerance is that of a 4 bag a day user. My docs know and are all fine and understanding of my pot use yet because of old fashioned laws I can’t just get a note from them stating this for potential employers. I don’t go to work high on pot I do go essentially high on heroin equivalent though go figure. There’s a multitude of reasons people smoke but any educated person would at the very least agree pot is the lesser of all available “evils”

    Posted by CraftyDemon | September 2, 2011, 4:06 pm
  70. could you dip the cup with a little toilet water and piss in it? i heard it would mess the test up and you would show negative

    Posted by magik | September 5, 2011, 4:12 am
  71. This did work on me and i was tested 3-4 days after a smoked my last joint
    But i would like to add that there is also taking the urine from one of you’re friend but there could be lots of suspition but the above work to

    Posted by spliff | September 14, 2011, 3:37 am
  72. nice one

    Posted by White weee | September 19, 2011, 1:33 am
  73. @chbidmead because FF uses a web form, but iPhone apps have to use the Twitter API.

    Posted by AL | October 10, 2011, 5:59 pm
  74. I’m an every day smoker and I was required to take a urine test. I had seven days to clean up so this is what i did. I drank a gallon and a half of water every day. The morning of I drank a gallon and a half, and pissed a couple times before the test. I passed without a question. Make sure you take your b-complex so your urine is yellow. I pissed 98 degree deer park but they accepted it and I passed.

    Posted by Dave | October 13, 2011, 4:49 am
  75. hey dave. i want to ask a questioon.. i was smoking for 3 years every day 2-3 joints. i quit before 15 days and i have urine test after two days..today in a special lab i tested my urine and they said it was positive..how come this happen…what can i do for passing this first test ? help ? please…

    Posted by mnky | October 20, 2011, 1:05 am
  76. Can clean urine be frozen and for how long?

    Posted by jim shoe | October 23, 2011, 9:14 am
  77. A drug is anything we take for its effects on our body – this doesn’t include air, water, and food.

    Aspirin is a drug, menthol is a drug, cannabis is a drug, etc.

    I used to think I was pathetic; I’d skip school and go smoke, and my grades went down the shitter. When junior year came along, I straightened out my act – no skipping, bud after school. (or before, if there’s no tests) I’m maintaining a B average, and have only two tardies. It’s not the drugs that take that define our lives, it’s the attitudes they change. This school kid’s angry, ignorant attitude will be just as lethal in the long run than any drug could.

    Posted by bonersoup | October 24, 2011, 2:49 pm
  78. Im using opiates everyday almost, Ive dabed into other things such as xanex and adavan also. Im drinkin 4 beers every 2 days and tons of soda and water everyday. I constantly urinate sometimes 2 times per hour. Im even waking at night to urinate.

    Im randomly drug tested 1 time per week and have been pssing every drug test, some are 10 panel tests.

    How in the world is this possable lol!

    Posted by justin | October 26, 2011, 10:50 pm
  79. Hi, I have to take a drug test tomorrow for my suboxone doc, i.e., i need to test postive for suboxone and negative for everything else… the issue is that i have been smoking weed almost everyday for a while now. On average 1 to 3 times a day… I have a detox drink (detoxify ready clean herbal cleanse) but i don’t want to come up negative for suboxone! any help/advice would be much appreciated! thanks!

    Posted by Meghan | November 23, 2011, 12:05 am
  80. Ok, 4 aspirins, 1 liter of tea and 2-3 of beer and just BARELY showing the ‘test’ line for negative on the 4th day after heavy drugs use (not mj :)). Somehow, it actually worked. I’m guessing it probably would’ve been even better tomorrow, so on the fifth day AT THE EARLIEST (for lab tests, that’s for sure).

    Posted by ooydoboora | November 28, 2011, 3:24 am
  81. What is recommended for a 5’1″ 100lb habitually smoking female w/ a high metabolism…I have till Tuesday

    Posted by keisd | November 28, 2011, 10:33 am
  82. I havent smoked in 2 days, i have an unexpected urin test in 7 days. Im 5’7 and 125 lb female. do i have a chance of passing?

    Posted by Denise | December 7, 2011, 6:34 am
  83. Paraphrased: I am 12 and what is this.

    Posted by Dave | December 13, 2011, 12:17 am
  84. Not in response to anyone in particular, but I just thought that I’d recommend what has worked for me (I gathered these ideas from a mess of sites, and my own intuition):

    - I make about 1/2 gallon of iced tea using two different brands/types of liver detox tea (there are 2 different brands at the store, and since they seem to have different ingredients, I use 2-3 tea bags of each, and mix in honey). I drink almost all of it over 24 hours as soon as I get the call for a UA.

    - I take a mess of vitamins as soon as I get the call — no idea if they affect the results, but I take B complex since I’ve heard that gives the color they want, plus I take other stuff like fish oil, prenatal vitamins (just because they have a lot fo good healthy stuff), D vitamins, glucosamine./chondroitin, and that’s about it. No clue what works, but this is what I take and I’ve passed 3 UA’s within about 36 hours of drinking….
    - This is NASTY, but I read it somewhere, so maybe THIS is what’s making me pass: I stick my finger up my ass and then hold the finky stinger in the stream of pee that goes into the cup. I can’t remember the reasoning given for this method, but it made sense, and, like I said, i have passed 3 UAs within 36 hours of drinking. I do stick my finger in the toilet water after and wipe it well with TP so they can’t smell it… And I must also say, it’s not like there is visible poo on my finger, but germs and germs, and they are tiny, and seemingly effective

    I know that the best way to pass a UA is not to drink. I wish it were so easy to stop. But I’ve cut back a ton because of various consequences; I just do not want to give it up altogether.

    I just hope this maybe saves someone from getting fired from a job or losing custody, etc. I hope it all works for you!
    -

    Posted by katie | December 15, 2011, 10:06 am
  85. For all u dumb shits on Here alot of people on here use cannabis for menicalbe purposes meaning for medical use and it is the 20th century now and there are states left and right realizing that it is a medicine and that it does treat pain, depression, anxiety and many other things that chemical man made poisons Dont do. I also know a bunch of people that have over dosed on pills that they had prescribed to them but how many cases are for over dose of a natural green plant that are four fathers have grown and smoked. Your answer NONE AT ALL. I happen to live in one of the states that it is a medicine and it is also decriminaltized. I am a medical marijuana use licensed to smoke the cannabis for medical use. There are 100′s of 1000′s of people that can and when they face a drug test for a job and fail due to their medicine is bullshit. Why not fail a person taking pharmaceuticals ( A MAN MADE POSION). People for sure need to do their research before saying anything at all. Which means Dont be a bitch and smoke it and u Dont even have to smoke it u can now get edibles and drinks that are made of cannabis. This blog really pissed me off so i had to put my thoughts down. Fuck all u non cannabis users. Just eat ur poison pills and die. Peace and love to all the green lovers out there. We Will conquer and get it legalized everywhere. Peace out.

    Posted by 420-10timesday | December 28, 2011, 3:27 pm
  86. I take a test for probation offica tommorow. Itook 1 Suboxone how can I pass it I don’t want to go back to prison. Please help me

    Posted by chris | January 4, 2012, 12:08 am
  87. MY HUSBAND STOP SMOKING WEED 15 DAYS AGO AND HE HAD TO TAKE A URINE DRUG TEST. HE HAS BEEN DRINKING LOTZ OF WATER AND JUICE AND HE SWEATS A LOT AT NIGHT… DO U THINK HE WILL PASS.????

    Posted by PLEBITA | January 5, 2012, 6:26 am
  88. You are all LOSERS. GO ahead and fuck with your systems so you can keep taking drugs. One day you’ll kill someone – hopefully it will be yourself.

    Posted by YOU ARE ALL LOSERS | January 6, 2012, 3:29 am
  89. WHY ARE YOU ALL HATING?? people that dont smoke = don’t start arguments with peoples lifes, and people that do smoke :) = ignore the IMMATURE comments and use this websight for what we need instead of paying attention to the “no LIFES” who have nothing better to do

    Posted by The truth | January 17, 2012, 5:06 pm
  90. I just want to know how to pass an alcohol piss test. I do have to blow but they said they can pop me iwith a piss test. I don’t do anything but go out maybe once a month and have some rum and cokes. any good 100 percent suggestions?
    thanks,
    pekeaboo

    Posted by pekeaboo | January 20, 2012, 4:47 am
  91. what if i had my seven year old son pee, and i sneak it in? will they be able to notice?

    Posted by bobby | January 25, 2012, 5:04 am
  92. I used my sister’s urine while she was pregnant and it worked for me.

    Posted by Susan | January 30, 2012, 2:39 am
  93. A lot of of what you mention happens to be astonishingly precise and that makes me ponder the reason why I had not looked at this in this light before. This piece really did switch the light on for me personally as far as this specific subject goes. Nevertheless there is one particular factor I am not really too comfortable with and whilst I attempt to reconcile that with the actual central theme of the issue, allow me see exactly what the rest of the subscribers have to say.Well done.

    Posted by seo | February 1, 2012, 3:04 am
  94. Haven’t smoked for 3 Weeks.have a piss test tomorrow.what should I do to be sure I pass.

    Posted by brooke | February 1, 2012, 9:15 am
  95. Quite a few of your comments have been highly amusing. I figured I’d further educate myself since I’m responsible for giving the tests such as UA’s and ETG’s and see what creative ways people have come up with to cheat. I had no clue that’s why people have been peeing into the toilet first before beginning their test. I figured they didn’t want splash back. Now I will be keeping that in mind when I run their UA. I guess I should also be closely inspecting their hand movements. I was trained to watch other body movements but I can always multi task.

    You can try to make up excuses as to why it should be alright for you to do the drugs you do, but in the end you’re still at fault and you’re breaking the law. Too much of anything is a bad thing and while pot doesn’t have nearly as bad of side effects as other things it still inhibits you. One of the major things that comes to mind is that it blocks learning. If you’re in school and doing this then know that it makes grasping new concepts far harder and will drastically add to your study time.

    The highlight of your week shouldn’t be that you cheated a test. Nor should it be going home to get high. Have you not realized there is a problem when that is the only thing keeping you going throughout the day is the lure of a drug?

    You can compare it to alcohol and say that it’s not as bad……and I would actually agree with you. I have seen alcohol tear families apart and make the drinker commit atrocities against friends and family alike. With that being said that’s in extreme excess. Nothing is good in high amounts. Surely some of you must agree that someone who smokes pot all day doesn’t achieve anything. They stay in a stupor all day but because of the drug feel accomplished.

    I ask you all to reconsider your choices. It was probably a waste that I posted all this, many of you will simply ignore it, after all why should you listen to me? I’m just a stranger off the internet. I can only hope some of what I said strike a few chords with you and you realize the path you are heading down. When you next do drugs listen to the excuses you make for yourself, if you have to talk yourself into it everytime saying, “I deserve this” or “it’s not hurting anyone” then it’s a pretty obvious thing that deep down you know you shouldn’t be doing this in the first place.

    Either way thanks for the information, I will be watching more closely on the UA’s I give out. I hope none of you are clients of mine because that would be betraying the trust I had for you. In the end the only person that you are cheating though, is yourself.

    Posted by Natey | February 2, 2012, 1:14 pm
  96. If they can’t tell if your pregnant for you pee how does the pee stick from the store tell if your pregnant or not? Duhh

    Posted by Nick | March 4, 2012, 10:14 am
  97. When the author figures out the difference between “your” and “you’re,” maybe I’ll be inclined to take his article more seriously.

    Posted by Brianne | March 13, 2012, 2:10 am
  98. Yes, I was advised by our UA trainer to check out these sites. The suggestions are indeed amusing. The post by Natey must have been edited as there’s not a single misspelling. For those of you that can’t figure out the difference between “your” and “you’re”, “you’re” is a contracted form of “you are” and “your” is the second person possessive pronoun meaning “belonging to you”. Hope this helps.

    Posted by Honora | March 16, 2012, 7:21 pm
  99. i got a phone call from the po that some one called me in for smoken weed. he is given me until 4/4/12. i have to go in that day and pee for
    him. i smoke a lot of weed about 2 to 3 joints a day what can i do to get clean. i need to be clean to keep my job and to stay out of jail.

    Posted by gavin | March 28, 2012, 5:23 am
  100. Why are you on this web page then? Just to put your stupid comments down? Get a life.

    Posted by kat | March 29, 2012, 8:45 am
  101. Wow grammar natzi

    Posted by kat | March 29, 2012, 8:56 am
  102. Wow, calm down and have a smoke. Why are you in this web site anyways Mr. I need anger management.

    Posted by kat | March 29, 2012, 9:12 am
  103. what if you are a pregnant dude???XD
    hey just before the test beat the crap out of a nerd and take his pee it works 100%

    Posted by Kristian | April 4, 2012, 2:29 am
  104. Lick my balls.

    Posted by Scotty | April 11, 2012, 2:51 pm
  105. Does anybody know of a prescription drug similar to nexium that masks the thc test?

    Posted by jake | April 11, 2012, 9:28 pm
  106. agreed. ganj is a B. E. A. -UTIFUL thing. if you havnt tried it you probably should. could save your ass.

    Posted by Gangstalette | April 13, 2012, 10:09 pm
  107. i smoked 4 grams and 2 days later took a drug test and passed because i drank a gallon of water and swallowed enough toothpaste to cover 1 fourth of a playing card

    Posted by ray | May 15, 2012, 5:34 am
  108. I cannot believe you are telling people to dillute their urine in order to pass a drug test! That is fucking stupid. I work at a head a shop I talk to people all day long about drug tests and special tricks to pass a drug test! I have to say drinking a bunch of fluids is the worst thing you could do for yourself. If you are on probation and follow this morons tips then say hello to a nice prison cell because you are fucked. Your piss will show up diluted which is not ok if you are on probation. Its a violation of probation. taking b-12 wont matter either. You see counties testing piss don’t just test positive or negative they are able to show the amounts of the drug in your system. so don’t be stupid!

    Posted by tyedyejunkie | June 5, 2012, 12:15 am
  109. I’m gone to say to my little brother, that he should also pay a quick visit this weblog on regular basis to take updated from most up-to-date gossip.

    Posted by follow | June 18, 2012, 1:34 am
  110. To all you on this site that don’t smoke pot or have never smoked pot and want to criticize ppl who do, you should educate yourself more on the general subject of cannabis. First and foremost it’s not a drug. A drug is man made in a laboratory. Weed is a flower that goes from the earth right to the bong. It can not harm you in any way. Also it’s been used for thousands of years in every single culture. The only reason it’s even illegal is the fact that the government won’t make money off of the oil companies pharm companies logging companies, paper companies, ect because weed can make a cleaner burning fuel, an alternative to hundreds of prescription drugs they force down our throats, a better paper, and even a material that’s 10 times stronger than steel. They made a race. At completely out of weed and even fueled it with hash oil a cleaner alternative by the way, and it was on the cover of a motortrend magazine. It is truly gods gift to us. An acre of weed produces 4 times more paper than trees and grows in 3 months opposed to cutting down our trees that take 50-100 years to grow. WAKE The FUCK up ppl. It’s the governments greed that keeps it illegal and it’s destroying the earth. Let me say this again so if you take anything from this post it’s this. It’s the govt that wants it illegal due to the money it gets from all the lobbyists that are killing our environment by stripping its natural resources and feeding us drugs that have major side effects only to have Commercial only months later for lawyers suing the companies that sold the drugs in the first place. Goddamn why are ppl so asleep all the time to what’s going on in the world. You ppl watch the news and believe that’s the only shit that’s going on in the world. The real things happening are being covered up because it’s them that controls the fucking media in the first place. WAKE UP

    Legalize it
    Save our planet and our children
    Fight the system and let your voices be heard
    Your not alone
    Namaste

    Touchbuddha

    Posted by Touchbuddha | June 24, 2012, 6:21 pm
  111. Edit to previous post.

    They made a race car strictly out of weed even the fuel.
    Also I meant they come out with these drugs and sell them on tv and then not even 3 months later a lawyer is asking for ppl who took the drug to come forward to help in a lawsuit because of the harm it did to them. Also I wanted to add that in lab tests they figured out that weed actually aids in curing cancer. In lab rats that had tumors, the tumors decreased in size over 85 % when they were given pot. Some went into total remission. It has also been noted that there are no carcinogens in weed so there are absolutely no side effects from weed.

    Posted by Touchbuddha | June 24, 2012, 6:30 pm
  112. Marijuana is NOT a drug. Tetrahydrocannabinol (THC), which is in marijuana IS a drug. However, caffeine is a drug, nicotine is a drug, aspirin is a drug, blood pressure medications, diabetic meds, & all the other “medications” (xanax, valium, ultram, vioxx, celebrex, etc.) that many people use are…guess what??? DRUGS!!! So, please use the correct term (“illegal drug”) when speaking of marijuana, cocaine, etc. As for opioids & benzo’s… they are NOT illegal…they’re just DRUGS. LOL

    Posted by Stephan Drew | July 19, 2012, 12:02 am
  113. Ok, I have one for you all ..I’m. 45, 150 lb man with a relatively fast metabolism. .I quit smoking for over 60 days, and failed three urine tests consecutively. A week before the third test, I rode my bicycle to work a few days the week before my ua …I failed again, a the third test. My first test I tested positive @ 54.9THC/mg, ten days later, I tested positive @ 26.7, and my final test 14 days later tested positive again @ 18 TCH/mg. I was a chronic user for years, but then quit completely….trip, huh? Believe it or not …true story. Good luck

    Posted by Jamie | July 20, 2012, 9:28 am
  114. I’m on suboxone and smoke weed all day and all fucking night. I get U.A.’d twice a month. I have to be negative for weed but positive for suboxone. I just make my husband who is drug free normally take a small dose like 1mg. 2hours before he pee’s in a cup for me. He gets a free high and I have clean piss for my test. Tape it to my thigh and done. 3 years worth of clean tests for me. Smoke on my friends.

    Posted by vian from Texas | July 26, 2012, 10:08 am
  115. I used my sisters urine and we drug tested it before I went to the lab. Does that affect it at all? I also microwaved it for 20 seconds, but the guy didn’t even look at the temparature reading! Does microwaving affect it? I’ve been researching online, but I have been getting conflicting answers. I am so nervous because I’ve never had to take a drug test before, and the job offer was completly unexpected so I didn’t have the 30 to 90 days to let my system clear out.

    Posted by Spacecase | July 27, 2012, 5:33 am
  116. I just want to say thank you to all the people that gave informative answers about this subject and FUCK YOU to all the assholes standing way up on their podiums!

    Posted by fr3d42o | July 31, 2012, 6:36 am
  117. as far as weed goes there is alot of myths about how long it stays in your system.. someone who is clean and smokes 1 joint of even good decent grade weed can still pass a drug test the next day.. i have witnessed severeal people who thought what the hell and burned one and then got popped the next day.. of course they shit themselves and thought they were screwed but one joint in a clean person never shows up no matter what kind of urine test..have also been popped myself the next day after smoking when i was clean before hand and it never showed and that was a lab test so this just isn’t heresay..(dont know about hair or saliva but saliva is the least accurate).. also it is a myth created to deter you from smoking pot that it takes 30-45 days to clear your system.. i myself am a short stocky man of about 5’5″ 220lbs so i’m no scrawny dude and THC is stored in the fat cells so the larger you are, the little more time you need to clean out but don’t think it’s that big of a difference between large and small people.. i had smoked pot since i was a teenager on a daily basis for over 20yrs.. i had gotten so used to functioning on it that i smoked one on the way in, a couple with buddies on lunch break and then a couple when i got off and god knows how much on the wknds.. and before you criticize for getting high at work, i just told you that i have smoked all my life, learned to function that and quite well and never had a workers comp claim or problem with anything i ever welded.. it was awesome getting stoned, hiding under the hood and laying beautiful beads all day in my own little world..lol.. anyways to get to the point, my company started randoms for insurance purposes and to make the new ass in charge look good.. i cheated a few times with microwaved urine.. urine will last around a wk give or take from my experiences at room temp.. i would drop it in the microwave for 10secs when i saw the testing company walk in because they had to use the employ bathroom.. a nasal spray bottle of clean urine at room temp would usually take right at 10secs in the microwave to reach around 100 degrees which is acceptable.. but i finally got tired of cheating and decided to go clean because i also had to start taking randoms to get my dr rx pain meds and thought after 20 some odd yrs it was time to go clean.. had a quarrell with the new boss and even though i got popped “random” the last 2 times, somehow my name had come up again after the 2nd man in charge saw me taking one of the guys who still smoked down the road to smoke his lunch.. we just happened to be the first 2 called but it was totally random.. at the time i had stopped smoking for less that 2 wks.. i smoked my last 1 the monday before and this was wednesday of the next wk so about a wk and a half.. i was worried.. had always heard the 30-45 day thing and like i said i’m a good sized man who smoked several doobs daily.. i sweated it for the next 3 days looking up everything i could find and most sites were like this with people repeating what they heard from a friend of a friend but i found a site that said 2wks max clean out time for most people.. i thought it couldn’t be true and i was just scared and wanted it to be but 3 days later, the lab never called and if there had been so much as a trace my boss woulda put me out the door because he wanted to bad for old high school feuds..lol. i told a friend what i had found on the internet and how evidently mine was clean after only a wk and a half cause i still had my job and he told me he had a really cool doc that done his probation drug screens.. the doc told him he didnt even like testing people for pot cause he didn’t think it was that big of a deal but it was his job to do it and told my friend what i had told him.. that the truth was it only takes 2wks max to clear pot from your system.. he said they exaggerate the clean out times on alot of drugs to deter you from using them illegally.. so there you go folks.. firsthand experience and not something i found on the net that some kid posted because his brothers friends friend told him… if you fell safer taking 3wks-4wks fine, thats your call and may give you peace of mind but i saw at the top of the page that something like 1-4 days on 1 doob and thats complete and total BS.. 1 doob will never show up unless it contains an ounce of weed and took 2 days to smoke it..lol..

    Posted by hagan | August 15, 2012, 7:33 pm
  118. Ok check dis out i wanna get A job da requires drug test but 2day is wednesday but i wanna apply 4 it friday how can i make sure dat my piss will b clean4 sure no questions or doubts about it …..n will it take a female body 2 get clean faster den a male or wat …..send help i kno err body body works different

    Posted by cottoncandy | August 16, 2012, 7:36 am
  119. Da last tyme i smoke was monday

    Posted by cottoncandy | August 16, 2012, 7:38 am
  120. So wats da best solution rather then not smokin at all

    Posted by cottoncandy | August 16, 2012, 7:40 am
  121. Hey do us a favor, tell the rest of your fascist co- workers that 1. We always cheat 2. They suck at their jobs 3. We dont give a rats clit about what you or the other sheep think

    Posted by QuickJ45 | August 18, 2012, 11:23 am
  122. I have a similiar problem. I need to test positive for suboxone and negative for all else (pot). Did you ever get an answer?

    Posted by Ashley | September 12, 2012, 3:49 am
  123. Hello my guadian angels, I just get realeased on probation and my personal Po for 3 years is a f….king wwitch. i dont like alcohol but I?d like to smoke a joint sometimes. Whats the real possibility to slip on urine test. She can come over anytime as a surprise…please respond with solid tips asap. Greets

    Posted by Ludwig | October 1, 2012, 5:26 pm
  124. Rubbish takes longer than 2 weeks… my husband was still testing positive 3 months after giving up weed…daily smoker

    Posted by Bones | October 11, 2012, 1:22 am
  125. Marajuana is no more a drug then cigarettes or alcohol… We’re talking about passing a test for weed not coke or some heavy shit…. It’s fucking weed

    Posted by Derek | October 19, 2012, 7:17 pm
  126. Hahahaha who speaks like that? Maybe YOU should lay off the drugs lol… Keep collecting your welfare checks

    Posted by Derek | October 19, 2012, 7:21 pm
  127. Are you a stripper cottoncandy?

    Posted by Derek | October 19, 2012, 7:24 pm
  128. seriously fucking immature, inexperienced, and badly educated. You can’t preach about a drug if you haven’t done it. Live dude and don’t call others idiots for being smarter than you

    Posted by stan | November 17, 2012, 11:43 am
  129. It’s ‘spice’ and that is horrible for you

    Posted by matt | November 28, 2012, 6:28 am
  130. They can only tell if you’re pregnant if they’re looking for HCG levels and they do not do that on drug tests. You’re fine.

    Posted by emthewondergirl | December 13, 2012, 11:21 pm
  131. I know this is an old article but I ran across it and maybe you are too. I can only speak of my experience with the Zinc. I’ve been a smoker for many years and the Zinc has worked for me many times, I’ve found that you must have at least 350mg in your system for it to work and it will make you nauseated and mess(no pun intended)with your bowel movements if you take too much at a time, of course everyones system may react differently. I would take 1 50mg tablet with food 3 times a day until I know I have it in my system . Of course no method is foolproof and it is best if you can stay off it for 30 or more days to not worry about it but the Zinc has worked for me. Good luck Cannabis Friends, Toke on

    Posted by Roleco | April 3, 2013, 5:24 am
  132. Just passed my drug test for a job. 2 hrs. Before the test I took a multi vitiiman with 2 b-12 and pounded the water till I got there and worked like a charm. Don’t stress just follow the steps.

    Posted by D. R | May 3, 2013, 2:49 am
  133. If you need help passing a drug test check out my post vapor-head.com

    Posted by Joseph | May 5, 2013, 10:26 am
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