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How To:Create Fake Sickness Symptoms
Ok, I admit it, after changing and moving from so many schools I started to dislike it.This tutorial isn’t too ethical and it varies a lot from my average computer related guides but someone has to help the poor kids ditch school and who better than me.
To come up and execute these tricks took me a lot of imagination and and some good acting, of course if I had put in the same effort as I did to come up with this into my school work I would have been an A grade student but instead I got to stay home and play on the computer =).
When you are trying to fake a symptom you need to do some preparatives the day before, a cold just doesn’t appear immediately, it normally starts with a runny nose and evolves into other bigger symptoms.When you start faking the symptoms, don’t overdue it or they will find out your faking it or worse, my parents took me to the ER and trust me, trying to convince a doctor your sick is a lot harder (but not impossible).
Lets divide the sections into symptoms:
RUNNY NOSE:
To fake a nose is quite simple although it’s not exactly going to fake it but actually give you a runny nose for a few hours.
» Grab an ice cube and run it all around your nose for about 5 minutes early in the morning.
» After you finish, dry it superficially with a towel.
By the time your parents wake up your nose will be red and quite runny, this only tends to last for a few hours.I suggest you combine it with a headache or migraine symptom.
SICK STOMACH:
A sick stomach is pretty much a lot of vomiting, NEVER ATTEMPT TO MAKE YOURSELF VOMIT! Instead we’re going to fake a vomit.You should get up earlier than usual to give you time to create the mixture for the fake vomit.
» Grab a slice of bread, some water, a drop of black food dye, orange juice, milk, oat meal, an egg and some vinegar (if possible add some left overs from the night before or bits of chopped carrots).
» Smash and mix it all but not to well as you want it to have chunks like real vomit and poor it into a container and hide it somewhere in the bathroom.
When your parents wake up you should fake a bit of a drowsy symptom (vague stare) and tell your mum you feel like you have a light stomach.Around 15 minutes later jog to the bathroom make some of them gaging vomit noises and poor in the mixture (do not throw glops of it in as it looks fake), smear some around your lips (don’t forget to hude the container) and wet your eyes and rub them till it feels uncomfortable (puking causes stress on your eyes which makes them water).
Your parents should come to see whats happening, tell them you puked a bit but you feel a bit better (puking relieves tension from your stomach when your sick), look at them with a vague drowsy look on your face, they should immediately ask you if you want to go to school.
HEADACHE OR MIGRAINE:
The good thing about migraines is that they only cause psychical symptoms like sensitivity to light and noise, this is really easy to fake.
» Pretend your head hurts, turn off all the music, close the curtains and get under the quilt.
» When they ask, Where does it hurt? tell them in your temples, back of the head or all over like a pounding headache.Remember to talk slowly and softly.
» If someone speaks to loud or makes a big noise, wince or flinch.
» Fake some fatigue, and try to sleep a lot (which I guess won’t be a problem).Don’t move around to much and try to have a bit of a pain/drowsy look on your face.
FEVER
» Fake the fever with lye soap. Place a bar of lye soap (available at your local grocery) under your armpit. Hold it there for about 3 minutes prior to taking your oral temperature. It should raise your temperature (temporarily) about 5-6 degrees. OR you can take a washcloth and run it under really hot water. Soak it thoroughly, then wring it out until it feels hot, but dry. Leave it on your forehead,neck and cheeks for a few minutes.
» Combine these symptoms with the headache ones.
» Stare with a vague, unfocused look at everything.
» Don’t tell them you feel hot, since fevers actually make you feel cold.
RED EYES
Red eyes are a good way to add that special touch to most symptoms as they indicate you didn’t sleep to well.
» Wash your hands and rub a bit of soap in them well, open your eyes wide and touch them both with your soap impregnated hands.
It will sting a lot but it wont harm your eyes.
THERMOMETER TIPS
» If you have an oral thermometer heat up some water, once its semi hot drink it and hold it in your mouth till you feel it gets warm, then tell them your taking your temperature. DO NOT use this technique if your thermometer is made from mercury as it will crack.
» Another way to get passed the oral thermometer is to hold it for a few seconds at a time next to a light bulb.
» If you have the armpit thermometer, put a hand warmer under your armpit before your temperature is taken.
» One trick that works with all kinds of thermometers is to rub the tip of it with your fingers, creating friction that will heat it up.
» More elaborately, you can buy an identical thermometer to the one you have at home and heat that one up to the right temperate, when their not looking just give them a switch.
» The ideal temperature to have when your sick is 101-102.5 F (41 C), remember this when your heating the thermometer up.
TIPS:
» If your planning well ahead, hide some snacks and books,games in your room the night before so you have something to do while your “sick” in bed.
» If your parents give you an aspirin, keep it under your tongue and don’t swallow it, spit it out when their not looking.
» Don’t tell them your sick, let them figure it out by themselves. Sick people don’t have the energy to go around tell everyone their sick.
» Act as if it was all normal the night before, do your homework and show some vague symptoms like an itchy nose or a bit of a drowsy face.
» Parents play the “oh I forgot something” trick, stay in bed for atleast 15 minutes before you get up a leave (supposing both your parents work).
» The unfocused and drowsy look should be kept at all times in most symptoms.
» You can combine some of the symptoms together just make sure you don’t do anything over the top or you will end up explaining to the doctor why you faked your illness.
WARNING:
I have seen other guides that suggest you cause yourself to vomit or take medication.NEVER do that! I’m showing you a non harmful way of faking your sickness, other techniques can harm your body and lead to worse scenarios.
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HAHAHA! Thanks! I shall try the tips! ;) I hope it works! Hahaha! :D
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haha!
i’m going to try these tips right now!
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hope they work!
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wow that’s weird… :shock:
it’s not 9 pm over here…
why did my comment say at 9:48 pm?
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thats weird
its actually 6:50 am
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wow… I hope it works…
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I used a hair dryer against my ears for an ear thermometer and it said i had a fever
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I used a hair dryer against my ears for an ear thermometer and it said i had a fever!!! lol
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:oops: :wink: : i hope this really works :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :?:
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Dude my dad looks at me for a fucking secound…I didnt have to say one thing…
Hes like…
“go lay down”
Thats all he said. I didnt respond
I walked down the hall way coughing.
i love you.
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:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: i love you. marry me please.
the ice cube for a runny nose and the soap for my eyes worked like right away!!! all i had to do was walk downstairs for b-fast and my mom was like your sick arent you? omg have i mentioned i love you??
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Stacy.k Reply:
June 27th, 2011 at 9:25 pm
I just hope these work I only don’t wanna go to
School coz my fat teacher…. No a-fence:p
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OMG!!!!!!! Hope it works!!!!!!!!!! TANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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You… Are A Legend :grin: Thanks x
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if this works i might think about sending you 100$
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Matthew Michaels Reply:
October 15th, 2008 at 8:17 am
hahah I think I might be $100 richer then :P
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another way that works but is dangerous is overdosing on cough med and it gives u a bad headache ive done it once but it was an accident
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Matthew Michaels Reply:
March 14th, 2009 at 11:05 am
I wouldnt advise such a thing…its very dangerous and not worth it for faking a headache when in fact headaches cant be proven in the exterior physically like a fever or cough and you’d be better of faking it :P.
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Actually the best fever temperature in °C is 39-40°C
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hi thanks for the info
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Does this really work?
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Great guide, it works. Another way to make your nose runny, put some water in your nose and then sit in front of a fan.
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Jenn Reply:
January 27th, 2011 at 9:41 am
thts wat i do… i put water in my nose from the sink, and suck in the water… but its temporary unlike the ice cube trick
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so basicly act like im high loollzz!!
will do … this is my second time reviewing this, i tried it and it worked…. my parents dont believe thermometers cus they get warmer eery time u leave it in ur mouth longer. so my mom just feels my head, neck, cheeks, and arms.I EAT LOTS OF ICE SO I DO GET THE ACTUALS CHILLS LOL cus im not a good actor D;
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awsom great fantastic i am going to try them i am so pissing of my parents
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wow if this works i might give you a million dollahs
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o-man iv been looking for ideas like this for years!!!!!!!!!!
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what if u have a thing u put in your ear to take your temp. any ideas
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i love the ideas brighlient i just
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lol i tried “acting” dizzy and did the runny nose and red eyes my mum was just like go to bed. without a single glance :)
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nice im gonna try it to see if it really works
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wow! hope it works!
(best sick guide ever!)
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Oh, man. I hate school so much, and your guide has proved quite useful. I have recently faked vomiting, and it was quite easy considering I live in a two story house and have an upstairs bathroom. Just go in, close the door, make some noises, flush, wipe my mouth vigorously, and ta-da! Seems like I vomited.
I overused it though. Ended up going to the doctor, almost got caught, haha.
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Already got the thermometer set. XD
Its a Tempa-Dot, so its staying at 102.2 degrees F. Its a bit high but I think it’ll be fine. Going to sleep really late to look more worn out. The only part I’ll have to do is the heating the face with the hot cloth part tomorrow.
I’m almost 17 and this is my first attempt at faking sick lol. I’ve never needed to because my parents are very chill. I’d be like “I don’t feel like going to school today” and they’d ask why and then be like okay. ha ha. I just thought I’d try this for kicks; plus I’ve already had no excuse the last two times and I don’t want to overdue it and lose the privilege.
The thing is my mom’s a nurse, so this has to be pretty convincing.
Thanks for the tips. Hope this works!
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Hana Reply:
May 2nd, 2011 at 11:37 am
same……she’s not e asy 2 trick same as dad (not a doc tho)
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can someone plz tell me if it is possible to pull this off on a Monday morning w/no planning or anything?!?!?! Im desperate i will love u forever if u can tel me how!?!?!?!?!
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also u may want to get this page of the history of ur computer…I no my parents check EVERYTHING when I “get sick”
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WOW!!! thanks a million!!! i will definitely try these!!!
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I…LOVE…YOU! I wanted to get out of swimming for gym soooo bad! And when I was just fake coughing my mom knew I was faking but now she thinks its legit yo. Did I Say I Love you?
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hey what eles you could do is stay up all night and in the morrnig you will have bags under your eyes so it looks more real.
Or you could stay up crying all night and when they come in and say whats wrong say you have a bad stoomch and then keep doing that every night. Infact it saved my life i had a slow colon and i didn’t know intill my mum took me to the doctors and they sent me for x-ray so it may save your life
hope it works
:) :) :) :)
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i smashed up saltine crackers, then mixsed milk and choclate(i used ovaltine) but any pwder choclate could work…and then i mixed the smached crackers in with the choclate milk and it soaks it up its nasty but it works
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this is awesome cause i have been sick scence sunday and it went away
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like that souds like it would work i’m tryin to get out of school this monday cause my teacher never shuts up so hope it works!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i know i just wrote but thanks 1 more time my mum is sooooo gulubl sometimes and i njust don’t want to go to school cause my teacher is soooooooo lame and i sit by the most stupides kid in class hope it works tee-hee!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I LUV YOU SO MUCH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hehehehtee-hee
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thanks alot u just saved my life from going to school u should see how much she talks WOW!!!!!! she could talk u to sleep, most kids in her class would rather run away than ever go to her class again
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thanks now i can call my girlfriend over and we can do stuff togather!!!!!!!!!!!! if u know what i mean
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hi thanks for the tips now me and my gf can get it on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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thank u I stayed home today!!!
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I tried almost all of them but my parents are really strict and none of them work but I remember one time I had such a bad headache that I stayed home from school and all I did was I added on crying to the headache that is on here and my parents bought it! If you have REALLY strict parents, try crying with the headache… It will mostly work… So if the regular one didn’t help, maybe this will! Hope it helps even MORE!!!!,
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these are some awesome tips! thanks !!! im planning on faking sick on tuesday.allso its good to have a cup of hot water under a blanket and when your parents come to take your temp. if they arent looking put the thermometer in the cup of water and then when they look back at you put the thermometer immediatley into your mouth but makesure the temp. isnt too high or the parents will think something is suspicious.well thanks for the tips …bye!
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My sister morgan did this and she really smelled like barf.
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Thanks I was resading this the morning of but all I did was tell my dad I had a stomachache and that I had a headache and faked that. Also tell them you can make. Up the school work even if it’s not true. They will think you’ll just do it another time.
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These aree great! Thank-you so much!:)
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Hope It Works I Am Going To Try To Get Ready right Now!!!
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MAN!!!I hope this works because i HATE BABYSITTn little kids 4 a whole WEEK!!!:[ PLZZZ let it work
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OMG! I! LOVE! YOU! i faked throwing up !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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OMG today i faked dry heves so home alone:)also if you have strict parents you can wait till your siblings get sick and “cach” it fron them. Today is my first time “sick” all i did was set the alarm on my ipod to get up in the middle of the night and went in the bathroom faked some dri Heves and teared up with some soap told my mom i thru up in my moulth, no evidince cryed dri heaved over toilet then turnd to talk to mom and dri heave on her feet (that alwas pushes them over the edge.
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Sorry: dri heavs: puking sounds
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O.M.G. THESE IDEAS ARE AWESOME TO ME DUDE. THESE IDEAS WORK IN SO MANY AWESOME WAYS. I HAVE USED TWO IDEAS FOR NOW AND THEY WORK LIKE A CHARM. :0
YOU ARE SO COOL AND YOU ARE VERY SMART. LOL. ;) :) ;) :)
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ONE OF YOUR IDEAS WERE SO AWESOME THAT MY MOM AND DAD LAET ME STAY HOME FOR THREE WHOLE DAYS!!!!!!!!!!
THEY ARE SO EASY TO TRICK AND SO EASY TO FOOL!! :] :]
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hey i tryed this and it was awsome my mum stay home with me and we watched a movie it was awsome I LOVE YOU I COULD KISS YOU
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OH YEH THX
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omg i did too of these and my dad still didn’t relize wtf!
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how the hell did u com up with these
stuff?????!!! lol im so gonna try these tips out!!!!!! this must of took a long time.lolololololollolololololololololollol
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i used red wine vinegar, bread, milk,an egg, oatmeal, orangejuice, and green food dye for fake vomit to use but when i took a smell at it i was practically going to puke and my parents thought i was really sick i did this because i didnt hhave all the things from the dierections
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Wow!They are really nice tips!I hope they work!!!!!How did u know these tips?please reply
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How do you fake a fever on a temporal artery thermometer?!
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what is a lye soap?? and can a normal bathing soap a lye soap????/
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I hope this works! I already have a stomach ache, so I will add the headache. It won’t be hard, so one way ticket outta school, here I come!!!!!!
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I have been up since 11 and its now 4am and i have been pretending to vomit in my mouth Fingers crossed this worked :)
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kat Reply:
January 18th, 2011 at 5:08 pm
Any ideas on what to do to get body temperature up? Cus shoo its 4 : 08 where I am and ineeda do something before 6 lol
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Lol I’m actually sick and needed to find ways to fake something worse than the little cold I caught last night.. dude like idgaf lol I’m not going to school tomorrow I hope it does snow lol. I’m gunna have to try something to get my temp. Up but what can I do?
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This is sooo cool! i tried it and it worked. I used a different vomit paste it worked. I Dont know whats a lye so i tried a ordinary bathing soap but it didnt work.
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I have an oral thermometer with a metal tip and makes direct contact (no plastic cover). I have and electric heater in my room so all i did was tell my mom, “I dont feel very good.” she makes me take my temp., and because she wasn’t looking, i lied that my temp was 100.7. She said sleep it off, and so i did, after taking the thermometer up stairs w/ me. i woke up a little bit early and held the thermometer up to an electric heater until it hit 101, while i held my head up to it at the same time. Point: electric heaters = fakers best friend
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Another thing to do is take something like advil 1 hour BEFORE you know you have to go to the doctor. This way, you (and even your parents) can claim that the medicine is lowering your temp. Get your parents in on it too ;)
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Just thought of something else! Using the heater i mentioned in my first post, keep it going (as quietly as you can) and keep the door locked. If your parents want to know why, make something up (having an annoying sibling helps….. a lot). Then slowly get up, turn off the heater, then see what they want. This will make the rooms air seem stale and nasty.
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Hey omg thanks great tips I have been having problems at school and I just want to stay home my mum sufferers from headaches every 2nd to 3rd day and she thinks she’s passed it to me doctor took me in for a blood test said I’m healthy and no sighs of headaches but maybe strange xx
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Thankyou so much!!! hope it works coz my mum is soo not gullable!!! :P
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So i tried this today and guess what. The swallowing of hot water did nothing but hurt my mouth and added about 0.1 more degrees. The ice on my nose soon warmed up and the toothpaste stung so much under my eyes that I coudldn’t open them and was forced to wash it off. The toothpaste did nothing either. Good tips though! I ended up having to moan to stay off school.
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Oh my freaking god thanks. I LOVE YOU. This hella awesome, you are a freaking genus. I havent tryed it but im planning to fake a fever cuz today i faked my back hurting and headach cuz i had this project thing do today and i stayed up all night and waited till my parents fell asleep and put my headphones on and put an alarm on my ipod just incase i fell asleep which i did so i only slept 2 hours but i kept on waking up and woke up at 5;30 finished my project like at 6 in the morning got ready for school and i still had to print and put the stuff on a posterboard so i asked my dad if we had the printing paper (he had no idea of the project if he did he’d kill me for starting it the night before it was do, consitering the fact that i had a month to do it, he would hav probably murdered me at the mall infront of my whole family and police, thats how strict he is) anyway my step said that we ran out so i freaked out and then i thought maybe i could of just printed it at the local library put they didnt open up till 10 and they didnt open the school library on fridays so i went to my mom and i said my lower back hurt and she said i could stay home(she believes everything) and i was like yes score but then my dumbass step dad went to my mom and told her that i wanted to print something and he asked me if i had any projects due and i was like no and i was acting like i was gonna pass out and my mom was like u need to go lay down and my step dad kept on asking me if i had any school stuff do today and i was no and then my mom told him that i wouldnt do anything like that cause this is my first time doing it i’ve only missed 2 days of school today and on tuesday, even when i was so sick i and practacly lost my voice for a week i stil went to school and when i hurt my foot and i could barly walk i still went to school. Anyway my step dad didnt say anything cuz my mom asked me what i wanted to print and i was like oh nothing its just this project for my reading class thats do next week. And she was like ok go to bed and also i heard her talking to my step dad and she was like she looks pretty tired and i heard her tossing and turing last night and she usally doent do that unless shes getting a cold and my step dad was was like ok he belived her hahaha. But hes still suspisious so imma fake a little fever but im not gonna over do it cuz i hav a party tomorrow and my step dad might not let me go if he thinks im sick.ha supid prick of and step dad. Anyway i’ve been in bed watching tv reading writting and drawing and on my laptop all day. ha anyway my step dad fell for my ‘runny nose’bit HA teehee. THX I LOVE YOU im also faking throwing up cross your finger its works !!!!!!!!!!!:Dxxxx
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lolz How come it says its 3 when it midnight oh well
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I love the ideas thair cool and they work
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love ya!!!!
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can u give me a simple tips to get high fever..???
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gonna try this on tuesday…its by bday then so it might not work :/ but its worth a try
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lol…i have a test 2morow soooo trying this out!! :P
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im going to go get some hot water so i can pull a fake fever :D
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i have a ear theremometer tip in a water bottle filled with buring hot water. i have a project igot to present to my history class that is due tomoro and its done but i just dont fell like doing it tomoro so hopefully this works.
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steffan Reply:
May 19th, 2011 at 7:47 pm
i failed danget
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zak Reply:
January 17th, 2012 at 6:56 am
aaawwwwwwwwwwwww
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I’m definately gonna do that, tomorrow; frigging sports day… Hate it.
Hope this works! My mum is sooo strict… My dad doesn’t really care, but that’s cool ’cause he’s harder to trick.
+ I have a trick, that is ALWAYS my last resort:
Get a matte brown eyeshadow & some blush. Apply the eyeshadow under your eyes — drowsy — and the blush around your nose & mouth — sore.
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i have an ear thermometer i need to no how to fake the ear thermometer ASAP.
reason i have a camping trip tomorrow and i don’t want to go.
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delilah Reply:
September 22nd, 2011 at 3:08 am
Hi um what i did was put a warm rag on my ears for about five minutes and it put my temperture four degrees higher
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this actualy works!!!
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i love this i “got” mono from your tips
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Awesome! Totally works!!
I hate my Saturday school, and I needed to do something. THANKS!
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Thanks I will try these because i really dont want to go to school tommorow
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I am actually sick right now. But if I ever hate my math teacher enough that I want to skip school, I’ll try these tips. Normally I just have to say I feel like I’m gonna puke, but some other symptoms would make it more believable.
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Omg I really hope this works! I have school in a couple hours! I’m not faking sick stomach, though, yesterday I gagged myself to stay home. I want nothing to do with it anymore. xDD The light bulb trick worked best for me. All of the others didn’t work. The farther from the bulb it is, the slower the temp rises.
Rofl why does it say 5 pm? It’s 4 am over here.
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I’m trying these today! Better add these to my favorites.
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And instead of using a washcloth with hot water..use a hair dryer instead it’s been working for me for years!!
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Omg this actually worked thank u
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Oh my God, you saved me! I had a huge project due, so I faked a fever and while my parents were at work, finished it in time. Also, if you want to add this, if you have extreme trouble faking stomach pains, eat as many carrots as you have in your house. Or bananas and milk. =) Thanks dude!
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It worked soooo well, my mom is super strict when it comes to missing anything, but she just looked at me and said ” go lay down”
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I had a real fever of 103.4 for 2 days but it went away but i got used to staying home so i googled “how to fake a fever” . This guide really helped and the best part is my mom lets me on my laptop when im sick.
TYSM for the help i extended 2 to 4 days @ home… :)
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This is awesome it actually works! i reaaaaaaly didnt want to go to school today and usually i can just say to my mom “i dont feel like going to school” and shes just like “Ok” XD
But i already did that 2 times and she’s out of town this week…which means i had to fool my dad (which is MUCH harder!!!) but i did the runny nose trick and i pinched my cheeks really hard so they looked red. Score!! Thanks for the tips!
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How do i fake using a temple thermometer i tried rubbing my hand over my forehead really fast but it only raised it to 99.1 F and I am sick but my mom wont let me miss anymore school BTW this is how sick I am….Had a cold for about a week now…every morning I sound like a frog. I’v had a feaver for the past week now and I cant see the doctor until later oh and it feels like I swallowed a bunch of knives and then someboby lit my throat on fire….Mom said I con only stay home if I have a temp. of 100 F or higher….Please help…..thankyou!
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It is great! The soap thing doesn’t work though. Otherwise, great! If your mom or yourself have make up, use a red lipstick ( not glossy) on your cheeks, nose and under nose. Put lightly under your eyes a green blush not sparkling. Great!
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it workedd whoop i miss science!!xx thankyou sooo much
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wow just fake a migrane and it works very funny hahahahahahahahahahaha
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hey this so worke i stay hom for a whole week
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Thanks a lot!!
This is gonna save me from school tommorow!
By the way you can eat some Cornflakes and water it’ll make you vomit without hurting you! :D
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keele Reply:
November 28th, 2011 at 7:37 am
i tried the cornflakes and water and it works but it stinks
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i whent to the docters and he say i have a kidney infeshen but i am not sick and he has given me medisce help
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Lolz so i’ve miss like three weeks of school but my teacher i threatening me! that i will get hel back an i not want to i want to go to 7th grade but she is OMG i hate her an my parents say if i o then they are requesting her as my teacher! WHAT CAN I O?!
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Oh an i got a tip! Try to o all of these not just one!!! Before you go to be leave fan on you on high all night! you will get a real runny nose an also try to stay up all night an you will have BLOOD SHOT EYES then your so staying home!
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I did the ice cube thing for a bit and then dizzily walked up to my mom, and she didn’t notice, then I started sniffing alot which got her attention… And you know what she said? “your eyes look tired. You aren’t getting enough sleep, I’m taking your phone at night now. Oh, and blow your nose, thats disgusting.”
Didn’t work so hot for me! Haha
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The best thing for bags underneath the eyes is just a little vasalaline
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If you rub your eye’s really hard (being careful not to damage your eye balls) and put a cloth on a radiator for 2 mins, then put it to your head, you go straight to your mum and tell her I have a headache and “I feel so tired” it works! well 4 me
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whats lye soap would any soap do????
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what i do and it works most of the time is stay up untill about 1:00 or 2:00 am, then go into thier romm and try to wake them up all you have to do is talk quetly and with a moan in your voice and hold your stomach aswell then they might try to give you a tablet when you put it in your mouth put it under your tongue. then stay up untill about 1hour and a half before you normally wake up then your parents will think your really tired and ill
hope this helps :) :)
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This is awesome. Thanks, Bud!
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This idea is stank bi u shuld just stick your finger deep in yo mouth and throwup damn its that fucking simple bitches
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This idea is stank bi u shuld just stick your finger deep in yo mouth and throwup damn its that fucking simple bitches.
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I’m going to try the fever and runny nose i’m already staying home but i want to make it more believable so she will let me stay home again sometime XD
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omg im gonna try it right now this is so awesome
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omg im gonna try it right now this is so awesome i hope it works bye peoples
i ve been looking for something like this all week
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I have a week before I do this, I’m just planning ahead of time. Monday I have some stupid presentation I don’t wanna do and it’s only a one day thing, and there will be no make-up presentations. So I really hope this works!
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What if they want me to drink some kinda medicine?
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Today i did everything and it all got me out of school.Thank you.So during the time i stayed home i slept.But later when my mom checked my tempaturi i said i had to go to the bathroom and so i go only to put the thermometer under the hot water like you said and i pulled it off!But one time today um she figured it out because it was a little to hot.And now throughout whole night i was moaning and telling my mom i had a stomach ache and now i have a doctors appointment tomorrow. How could i show him im sick without actually being sick?
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Razor Reply:
January 31st, 2012 at 10:03 pm
you shud make gagging sounds, or stuff u do wen ur vomiting…it actually makes u slightly warmer
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wow ! thanks ! im gunna try sick, runny nose and headache :D im gunnna stay up all night too :D ive been off for 3 days already and im gunna say i need to go to the doctors and my doctors are crap !
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I’m already half sick, so i’ll just make myself even more sick XD! wen d doctor rats me out, i really do have a illnesss
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I really hope this works!
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I once stayed in bed all morning and refused to get up till it was time to leave told my parents I threw up at least 3 times that night what happened was they got really mad and gave up. Trying to fake throw up in the morn’n helps.
I recommend doing this only once u can do it more than once if u want though. I’m not sure it will work though.
BE CAREFUL WHEN TRYING TO ATTEMPT THIS IT DOES NOT REQUIRE FAKE THROW UP UNLESS YOUR PARENTS WHATCH YOU THROW UP!!!!
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what is lye soap?
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dude ur the best i cant wate to try this stuff out and i love the fake vomit hope it works u r the man yo
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hi why dont i go try that know lol****
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